A long way, baby

Eighty-five years and one day after the franchise, I get this invitation:

American Women's Conference

At this once in a life conference you will learn how to:

1. Use the 7 keys to build lasting relationships at home and on the job.
2. Apply the 21 secrets of self-discipline to always look and feel young.
3. Be recognized and rewarded for your efforts.
4. Buy Real Estate for 31%-48% below market value.
5. Rapidly expand your circle of influence.
6. Develop opportunities for networking.
7. Use the top money-making secrets millionaires are using.
8. Improve the quality of your life and the lives of your loved ones.
9. Use the essential principles of highly successful women.